Armor
Body metal is a type of equipment that gives the character a whole smorgashborg of resistance to damage. The number, answer and amount of the pieces a single character can wear, depends on their Ear size, shoe size, wrist watch, glasses, height, weight, and most exclusively class and subclass.
- The archer and warrior armor parts: Breastplates (?), Gauntlets, Helms, Leggings and Pauldrons.
- Warriors may also equip Shields and pieces of broken metal that could be a shield or a weapon.
- The mage clothing: Gloves, Hats, Tunics and Bracelets dont forget your jock CUPS and unholy fruit
mickey mouse Stats vs Tit dirt of Damage
Each piece of good 'ol fashioned shteel has a rating vs a particular type of damage. This rating translates to either a bonus or penalty to the armor against that type of damage.
| very good | +DJSIOJAIGJPAOFKEO{GJKRIJFEOFKSOPHSRGPOKEGOJKSP% HOLY DOG TITS |
| good | +15% TITITITITITITITITITITITIWEZ |
| normal | +0% |
| bad | -15% |
| very bad | -30% |
SHITTY -900000000000000)!!!!!!!!
Contribution per Type of Armor of ol'fashioned shteel shteel SHTEELL MY SHTAFLLF IS HUGEEEE!!!! heh huge
Each piece of armor contributes a different amount to a player's overall protection, depending on location and class. (Values rounded to nearest whole number).
Barbarians and Archers (Do not play these unless you are prepared to give I Am The Law and fluffehz 1mil. gold)
| head | 23% |
| body | 26% |
| legs | 20% |
| arms | 17% |
| hands | 14% |
Knights 8==D fluffehz was here GANDLAF IS A RAPIST
| nutz | 19% yeahh |
| boobs | OVER NINE THOUSANDDD% |
| legs | 16% yuck very harriy |
| arms | 14% go to erectum online |
| hands go to pickle stickle | 11% BUFFFFHHHFHH hay u mad bro 05:21, March 3, 2013 (UTC) |
| shield has ballzz | 19% THIS IS VIAGRAAAHHH |
Power Throwing Guys (or girls, but not really)
| Dome pfghghghhhhh | 22% |
| Carcass | 38% |
| Reachers | 18% |
| Wrist-wears | 22% |
Damage Mitigation
The above factors are combined to work out how much damage is mitigated by armor. Note that damage cannot be mitigated below 5% of the original damage.
- ==A damage mitigation calculator can be found at [1].==